In MACRO, MARKETS & COMMODITIES NEWS, Sunak names his team, Europe looks to punish Hungary and Poland, the DAX is about to lose its biggest constituent, West Texas gas falls below zero and a lithium miner merges with a SPAC. In TECH NEWS, Google and Micosoft have a 'mare. In CONSUMER/CONSUMER GOODS NEWS, food price rises hit hard, Made.com is close to failure, Coca-Cola fizzes and Adidas cuts Ye. In BANKS NEWS, UBS profits slide and HSBC makes a ton. AND FINALLY, I bring you the Michelin-starred way of chopping an onion...