In MACRO & VACCINE NEWS, the Eurozone double-dips, Brexit creates Northern Ireland nastiness and the government embraces state aid while Sputnik succeeds, the Balkans seek out alternative solutions, Oxford/AstraZeneca has good and bad news and Pfizer benefits. In CONSUMER-RELATED NEWS, UK property prices fall, UK gambling faces crackdown - as does "buy now, pay later" and the GameStop party loses momentum. In ONLINE RETAIL NEWS, Alibaba does well but needs to be wary, Bezos steps down and Moonpig makes a strong debut. In MISCELLANEOUS NEWS, Big Oil suffers, Google benefits from ads, Tesla does a recall and Uber buys Drizly. AND FINALLY, I bring you a Frenchman trying a Greggs sausage roll and unusual takeaway instructions...