In MACRO & COMMODITIES NEWS, China markets roar, oil prices rise, Equinor buys into Orsted and BP decides against production cuts. In TECH NEWS, Google is ordered to open Android, LG Electronics and Samsung are looking at a slowdown, the UK launches a new regulator and Cerebras's IPO looks interesting. In RETAIL NEWS, Saudi Arabia buys into Selfridges, John Lewis axes the CEO role and clothes spending boosts retail sales. In MISCELLANEOUS NEWS, GM faces a dilemma, AstraZeneca does a deal in China, UK house prices rise and we are apparently facing a millionaire exodus. AND FINALLY, I bring you a weird AI film...