In MACRO, MARKETS & CRYPTO NEWS, Sunak has one final job, the IPO pipeline is building up and FTX is ready to compensate. In TECH & MEDIA NEWS, Intel cuts its outlook, Arm underwhelms, Informa does a deal with Microsoft, Shopify drops and Uber hits a speed bump while Disney and Sky offer more streaming options. In CAR NEWS, VW sticks up for China, Tesla is "under investigation for fraud", Toyota continues to play catch-up and Cazoo faces administration. In MISCELLANEOUS NEWS, the housing market stutters, the jobs market reaches a turning point, Direct Line is under the weather, Airbnb gets wary and AstraZeneca signals the end of an era. AND FINALLY, I thought I'd show you what A&E would look like if it was based on homeopathy...