In BIG PICTURE NEWS, Trump continues to stir things up, we consider whether he's "won" with tariffs, OPEC+ raises oil production targets and China hits back. In BANKS NEWS, European banks boom, everyone's talking about car finance and high street banks lose £100bn in deposits. In TECH NEWS,OpenAI and Mistral get fat funding, AI looks like it's now making money, Apple resists, Darktrace has big plans, Nintendo profits rise and VPNs become the loophole. In MISCELLANEOUS NEWS, Tesla has to pay up, Volvo highlights the dangers of online patches, Starbucks faces Luckin pressure and UK investors snap up gold coins. AND FINALLY, let's play management jargon BS bingo!