In BIG PICTURE NEWS, Carney makes an unpopular choice, we consider what happens next after the Budget, net migration falls and Labour caves on "day one" rights. In REAL ESTATE-RELATED NEWS, US banks announce UK expansion, Canary Wharf recovers, house prices fall and Unite gravitates towards the "strongest" universities. In M&A NEWS, Deutsche Börse goes shopping and Puma gets a boost from bid rumours. In MISCELLANEOUS NEWS, China moves AI model training offshore, European nations finance a surveillance network in space and TJX could be the tech antidote. AND FINALLY, I bring you a classic sketch...