In MACRO & BITCOIN NEWS, Biden aims to push through a big stimulus, US unemployment rises, Germany scrapes through, UK worker rights are being reviewed and Bitcoin ignores the haters. In CORONAVIRUS NEWS, Russia has vaccine distribution issues, a vaccination passport is under development and J&J has a one-shot vaccine on the way. In TECH NEWS, the US details more China tech-blocking, TSMC looks to benefit from chip demand, Epic continues to needle Apple, Cisco ups its bid for Acacia and Google/Fitbit sort of goes through. In RETAIL NEWS, Tesco, Halfords and Boohoo are in the pink while Primark sticks to its guns. AND FINALLY, I bring you some dangerous noodles 🥵