In BIG PICTURE NEWS, the US slaps more sanctions on Russia, the Fed increases interest rates, the EU backs Canada's "associate membership", Burnham warns us of "difficult decisions" ahead and oil prices rise, which is bad for diesel. In IPO AND M&A NEWS, Holtec ditches its IPO, Oura is really going for it and Mike Ashley's son-in-law becomes the chairman of Hugo Boss. In TECH & SOCIAL MEDIA NEWS, the AI Armageddon thing causes a rift, the EU says it'll restrict social media and chatbot access and Amazon is to launch a "neighbourhood watch" app. MISCELLANEOUS NEWS, McClaren announces a new SUV, Morrisons gets a lift and PwC's revenues fall for the first time in twenty years.AND FINALLY, I bring you a boiled egg hack and a trick I don't quite believe...