In BIG PICTURE NEWS, we see the latest on Iran and the impact, Reeves announces the Spring Statement, Trump slags off Starmer and the DoJ fights back. In PRIVATE CREDIT & PREDICTION MARKETS NEWS, Blue Owl continues to slide, Polymarket sees more dodgy bets and DraftKings gets crafty. In M&A NEWS, All3Media and Banijay get together, foreign takeovers hit a four-year high and online marketplaces could provide rich pickings. In MISCELLANEOUS NEWS, NewsCorp and Meta announce a tie-up and we look at why Jack Dorsey is really firing 40% of his staff, whether we've reached "peak Greggs" and landlords booting out tenants before new laws come in. AND FINALLY, I bring you a day-in-the-life of a "typical" Brit...