In BIG PICTURE NEWS, the Fed keeps rates unchanged, gold climbs even further and Indonesia's in trouble. In TECH NEWS, Meta ploughs on with spending, Microsoft slides and OpenAI is about to do a massive funding round. In CAR-RELATED NEWS, Tesla makes changes whilst winning in Japan, UK car output hits its lowest level in 70 years and Carvana plummets. In MISCELLANEOUS NEWS, we see the effect of immigrant crackdowns, Amazon announces job cuts, Starbucks recovers and accountants get bumper pay. AND FINALLY, I bring you one man and his dog (in a backpack)...