In BIG PICTURE NEWS, Russia launches more strikes, the US sanctions Rosneft and Lukoil, Reeves gets a bit of help, lawyers and accountants push back, the FCA sues HTX and BP ditches a US wind farm. In TECH NEWS, Trump wants a piece of quantum, Google makes quantum advances but faces stricter rules on mobile platforms and Reddit sues Perplexity. In LUXURY & CONSUMER GOODS NEWS, Kering manages to stem the decline, Adidas raises its profits target, Heineken suffers and Princes Group gets conservative. In MISCELLANEOUS NEWS, Tesla's profits drop and Beyond Meat benefits from the latest meme stock frenzy. AND FINALLY, I bring you an epic dad...