In BIG PICTURE NEWS, the Fed leaves interest rates unchanged and Trump fiddles with more tariffs whilst crashing the copper market as iron ore prices languish. In FINANCIALS NEWS, JP Morgan saddles up with Coinbase for crypto trading, HSBC profits slide, UBS profits double and Revolut considers buying its way into the US. In TECH NEWS, Meta and Microsoft boom, Arm shares fall and KKR and ECP team up for a bit data centre project. In MISCELLANEOUS NEWS, we see the latest developments in automotive, IPOs and M&A. AND FINALLY, I bring you a guy that makes an amazing treehouse!