In BIG PICTURE NEWS, we see some major Trump shockers, the Fed takes a wait-and-see approach, Musk steps down from the administration and the bitcoin boom gets a JD Vance boost. In TECH NEWS, Trump clamps down further on software suppliers to China, Nvidia's business booms, HP looks to raise prices, xAI and Telegram have a tie-up and there are concerns about facial recognition and AI's potential to cut legal bills. In CONSUMER & RETAIL NEWS, European homeowners face a nasty surprise, Shein's focus changes to Hong Kong and Asda's market share hits rock bottom. In MISCELLANEOUS NEWS, Salesforce raises its outlook, the chancellor moves to force pension funds to buy British and Starling's profits crater. AND FINALLY, I bring you a fancy omelette...