In BIG PICTURE NEWS, we see that the Fed was split on big rate cuts, Chinese stocks have a terrible day, mega trials boost lawyers and Continental's fortunes could give hope to the automotive industry. In EMPLOYMENT NEWS, Portugal tries to keep young people, UK ministers jump into worker rights reform, we look at the increasing joblessness of British youth and how investment banks are tackling overwork. In TECH NEWS, we consider the prospect of a Google break-up, OpenAI chooses a public benefit structure and Netflix posts record UK revenues. In MISCELLANEOUS NEWS, Rio Tinto splashes out, SpaceX flexes, Rolls-Royce suffers, UK house prices rise and eBay looks to ban private e-bike sales. AND FINALLY, I bring you some excellent dodgeball moments...