In MACRO NEWS, European central bankers get nervous, the UK's services sector "seizes up" and City analysts reckon that a Labour landslide will increase investment and confidence. In RETAIL NEWS, Jeff Bezos offloads more Amazon shares, Amazon announces that it will build an Australian defence cloud and we look at why Amazon shouldn't take on Shein and Temu while Saks' owner buys Neiman Marcus. In MISCELLANEOUS NEWS, BMW attacks EU tariffs on Chinese EV imports and Hawksmoor restaurants go up for sale. AND FINALLY, I bring you a naughty little trick to play on someone...