In BUSINESS TRENDS NEWS, China puts hopes on Golden Week, eastern Europe benefits from the China exodus, UK exporters pay the price of Sunak's retreat and the construction industry suffers while we see bankers calling for more deals and VCs calling for fewer IPOs. In CONSUMER & RETAIL NEWS, more people go for longer mortgages, John Lewis has a sales rebound and retailers call for more protection. In TECH & GAMING NEWS, publishers warn of AI fake news and Candy Crush hits a revenue milestone. In MISCELLANEOUS NEWS, the West weans itself off Russian nuclear materials, BAE Systems gets a massive nuke submarine order and Cybertruck deliveries get delayed again. AND FINALLY, I bring you some yo-yo trickery...